{"product_id":"alcohol-free-funny-waterproof-sticker-sober-as-duck-vinyl-decal","title":"Alcohol Free Funny Waterproof Sticker - \"Sober as Duck\" Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the duck who’s cooler than your average mallard—rocking shades, a backwards cap, and a thumbs up for staying sober. The “Sober as Duck” sticker brings a little quack and a lot of confidence to your water bottle, laptop, or car window.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sober pals, designated drivers, or anyone who appreciates a good pun and a clean vibe. It’s a fun way to celebrate recovery milestones or just add some personality to your stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Product Details ✦\u003cbr\u003e✔ Size: 2.2\" W x 2.5\" H\u003cbr\u003e✔ Material: Waterproof, laminated vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Care Instructions ✦\u003cbr\u003e✔ Stick to a clean, dry surface for best results\u003cbr\u003e✔ Avoid soaking for extended periods or putting it in the dishwasher to maintain its longevity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦Why Laura Dawn Designs? ✦\u003cbr\u003eWe believe life’s too short for boring stickers! Our mission? To spread joy, one quirky design at a time. Whether you’re looking to brighten up your planner, make your water bottle the talk of the town, or simply find a reason to smile, we’ve got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laura Dawn Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46247008338117,"sku":"C-COL-1-SAD01-S","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/3919\/6869\/files\/il_fullxfull.7738698355_mi0e.jpg?v=1779240533","url":"https:\/\/shop.lauradawndesigns.com\/products\/alcohol-free-funny-waterproof-sticker-sober-as-duck-vinyl-decal","provider":"Laura Dawn Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}